HUSBAND: [gross slurpy chewing noise so loud that it could only be deliberate]
WIFE: I don't understand how you make so much noise when you chew.
HUSBAND: What? I don't do it on purpose. Apples are a squishy fruit.
WIFE: [begins typing blog post]
HUSBAND: Oh come on...
WIFE: What???
HUSBAND: Fine.
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This fight + 10 years = Black eyes all around.
Mark my words.
I think in 10 years we just won't talk at all. Ah, the golden years.
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