Monday, April 9, 2007

Imagine what I could do if I applied myself to something important

Last night I got a perfect 6 out of 6 on the People magazine "Pop Quiz: Who's That Celebutante." Husband played along too, but I totally smoked him. Here's an example:

WIFE: It says, "These stylin' sisters took their act on the road last summer to appear on Canada's MuchMusic TV."
HUSBAND: Uh, Jessica and Other Simpson?
WIFE: You suck! (A) Neither of these girls had big giant boobies pushed up to her chin, so it's definitely not Jessica Simpson, and (B) Neither of the Simpsons has stringy platinum hair like that girl on the right.
HUSBAND: Mmm, kay.

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