Related to Wife's previous post about the fabulous Pros & Cons of her past trysts, I've decided to save her the effort of compiling that list for me. See below:
PROS:
- Likes sports
- Good at parallel parking
- Speaks seven languages
- Musk
- Encyclopedic knowledge of film trivia
- Likes to be cooked for and cleaned up after
- Enjoys beer
- Not homophobic...... SEEERIOUSLY not homophobic. *wink*
- Good baby daddy material
CONS:
- Humility
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Where is stunning good looks? Abs you can do the wash on? Unending capacity to care for those in need? Inspirational talent?
You’re selling yourself short here. BTW - don't think I didn't notice the cunning strategy of beating wife to the punch on the pros/cons list.
Also, you never leave brusies where the social workers can see them. Strictly a "below the collar" kind of guy.
Always thinkin', you.
you seem like a good catch! are you single by chance?
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